Sarah Palin, the genetic lottery.

It's time like these where I'm glad to be a blogger. These times when the country is split in half on all the issues, and the issues we agree on we don't do shit about. Times like these where political candidates run on hate speech and propaganda.

Sarah Palin thought she would come to Wisconsin to show support for Governor Walker. She agrees with him on all his points. Yeah yeah. But the protestors at her speech weren't about to let her off scot-free

Palin: Wis. gov doing the right thing with unions

Here's the proof of Andrew Breitbart's insulting the protestors at the speech:

"go to hell."I'm serious!" he screamed. "Go to hell! You're trying to divide America!"

For progressives like me, this is an instant headache. It's instigation to try and destroy the unions credibility. And lets be honest, when was the last time you heard a protestor in Madison ask for anything other than respect for their own livelihoods?

Asking for respect and dividing America are two different things in my book. And last I checked, protesting is absolutely essential to true democracy. And what can I say, the Wisconsin protestors never fail to make me smile. "We drink beer, not Tea!" Solidarity, mother fuckers.



Now let's actually look at her speech. Don't be prepared for anything larger than 2 syllables. Oh and can we get some dislikes on these videos? Just one will be worth it since conservatives can barely work computers.



I'm sorry that I can't give you a dialogue between me and her, but she's literally spouting lies. What can you expect from AFP? (AKA Koch Brothers) Just try and imagine i'm saying the exact opposite of everything she is saying, and that will be pretty close.

So when it comes down to it, this is the future of conservative politics. She's the idiotic soccer mom that's not an "intellectual" that every conservative wants in office. She's the idiot with no experience, jumping on the "make the hard decisions" bandwagon that todays lemmings seem to be encapsulated with.

She gives me a heartache. She makes me mourn for the dead brain cells she's caused. She's worse than cancer, because cancer can go away. Her biological makeup makes her the most annoying, stupid motherfucker I've ever seen in my life; and honestly, it's not so much that I don't want to see her run because i'm ready for that.

It's that no matter how many times I think of Utopia, where everyone gets along and everyone is happy with each other, there's still Sarah Palin making some stupid fucking speech, wasting everyone's time and critical thinking skills.

She is the antithesis to progressive change.

She doesn't know how to fix a budget. She doesn't know how to fix anything. All she knows how to do is give braindead speeches and taught her daughter to do the same.

Extra Credit: the Full Speech, if you can even handle it. The protestors make it hard to hear.



I'll just leave it at that. Hahaha. I feel kind of bad for her, well not really. It's just awesome when you watch someone butcher any credibility they might have had.

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