And here's why religious people believe in Santa Claus

Don't read this if you're religious, it'll just make you mad. This is a letter to nonbelievers.


Dear Non-believer,
I learned today that the existence of God has no evidence. I also learned that we don't have the answer to why humans live on the earth. Nobody does. Religious people attempt to answer this question. They rationalize the need for religion out of fear of divine punishment (aka heaven/hell).

So really, they could be right (even though there is no evidence). Until we find evidence proving that molecules form out of some event we are unaware of, then religious idiots will have this excuse.

Me: There's no proof. You believing in God is just the same as you believing in Santa Claus.

Religious Idiot: But you don't know either so HA. (I know i'm right, thank God.)


So until we can prove that molecules are pooped out by the turtle, we can't say their wrong. They absolutely have every right to believe in their God.

Here's the best part. If you can rationalize believing in a being that created the world with absolutely zero fact and all faith, then you can believe in Santa Claus.

Me: Santa Claus never brings any presents... He doesn't exist because parents give out the presents, and it's an incentive to do good things. Good deeds= good society.

Religious Idiot: Well just because he hasn't showed up and never will doesn't mean he won't. Yeah, that.


*Sigh*