And here's why religious people believe in Santa Claus

Don't read this if you're religious, it'll just make you mad. This is a letter to nonbelievers.


Dear Non-believer,
I learned today that the existence of God has no evidence. I also learned that we don't have the answer to why humans live on the earth. Nobody does. Religious people attempt to answer this question. They rationalize the need for religion out of fear of divine punishment (aka heaven/hell).

So really, they could be right (even though there is no evidence). Until we find evidence proving that molecules form out of some event we are unaware of, then religious idiots will have this excuse.

Me: There's no proof. You believing in God is just the same as you believing in Santa Claus.

Religious Idiot: But you don't know either so HA. (I know i'm right, thank God.)


So until we can prove that molecules are pooped out by the turtle, we can't say their wrong. They absolutely have every right to believe in their God.

Here's the best part. If you can rationalize believing in a being that created the world with absolutely zero fact and all faith, then you can believe in Santa Claus.

Me: Santa Claus never brings any presents... He doesn't exist because parents give out the presents, and it's an incentive to do good things. Good deeds= good society.

Religious Idiot: Well just because he hasn't showed up and never will doesn't mean he won't. Yeah, that.


*Sigh*

An Open Letter to fellow atheists.

Recently I created a guild in World of Warcraft with the title . Someone reported me, and I have no idea who it is, but its not important. What is important that we find a better name that has the same message, but without violatable bit.
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Greetings,

Account Name:Kxxxx
Realm: Azgalor
Guild Name: Cuddlés Guild
Submit 5 candidate names:

1)

2)

3)

4)

5)
To have the name of your guild changed to one of your choosing, please reply to this email through the MSS website with your top 5 choices, in order of most wanted to least wanted. We will change the name based on your order of preference and availability. To assist us in this process, please make sure to check your new name suggestions on our Armory website in order to ensure that the names you are requesting are not already taken on your realm. The Armory website can be found at: (http://www.wowarmory.com/).

Please view the World of Warcraft Naming Policy and Terms of Use Agreement: (http://us.blizzard.com/support/article.xml?articleId=20421) and (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/termsofuse.shtml).

Thank you again for contacting us. We hope you continue to enjoy your experience in World of Warcraft!

Regards,

Game Master Lythnaael

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Here's how I responded.


how about these:
faith lol
our father thou art non existent
bored with theism
Santa Saves
atheist gaming

let me know which you pick, thanks.

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This is a blatant interruption of my first amendment right. Also they've banned me temporarily. Heres that email.

Greetings,

Account Name: KAxx
Realm: Azgalor
Guild Name: God Isnt Real

Account Action: 3 Hour Suspension

Offense: Inappropriate
This category includes both clear and masked names which:

* Are mildly inappropriate references to human anatomy or bodily functions
* Are references to illegal drugs or activities
* Have neutral or positive racial/ethnic/national connotations
* Have any connotations of major religions or religious figures (i.e. Jesus, Christianity, Buddha)
* Include names of World of Warcraft realms, zones, or names of major characters from Warcraft lore
* Are otherwise considered inappropriate for the game world

The name selected for this guild has been deemed as inappropriate for the World of Warcraft by the In-Game Support staff of Blizzard Entertainment. As a result, it has been given a temporary name. You should receive an additional email containing instructions on how to go about requesting a new name for your guild.

For further information, please view the World of Warcraft Naming Policy and Terms of Use Agreement: (http://us.blizzard.com/support/article/20421) and (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/termsofuse.shtml).

Any disputes or questions concerning this account action can only be addressed by Account Administration. To learn more about how Account Administration is able to assist you, please visit us at http://us.blizzard.com/support/article/20272.

If you feel that you may have any additional names on your account that violate our Naming Policy, please submit an In-Game Petition with the name(s) in question. Doing so may prevent further actions on your account. Should you have any other names on your account that violate our Naming Policy and they are reported, the names will be changed and your account may incur further penalties. We will allow you a 7-day grace period to notify us of any potential naming violations on your account. Please take this opportunity to inform us of any further naming violations on your account so they can be resolved without further penalties to your account, by submitting an In-Game Petition on one of your characters that does not violate our Naming Policy.

If you're interested in changing any of the previously inappropriate character names to one of your choice, please do visit our Paid Character Name Change service: (https://www.worldofwarcraft.com/account/character-namechange-intro.html)


Regards,
Blizzard Entertainment


It's time to have a non-religion voice in the world.

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