Scott Walker, the shit on Wisconsins' boots

In December of 2010, I started following politics. I knew the election in Wisconsin would be important because it came down to a decision of train, or no train. Personally, I am all for the train, we're the only industrialized nation without a high speed rail. Our infrastructure lags behind, our education lags behind, our exports lag behind, our innovation lags behind, our energy policy lags behind, but hey we're involved in Libya now too. America, we're good at war, and guns, and eating, thats about it.

First thing Walker does in his tyrannic rule is give 140 million to corporate welfare. Cool, more money for corporations promising jobs, just what taxpayer money should be going to. OH WAIT. Corporate welfare is the reason we're in debt in the first place, all of us. You can thank GE and Bank of America among others. But back to the shitstain.

Then, the internet found his Budget Repair Bill. Aside from being a "budget" bill, that usually gets passed in 1 or 2 weeks, this bill highlighted such a massive lack of government transparency. Half of this bill wasn't about the budget at all. In fact, the bill was so outrageous, that it sparked the biggest protest in Wisconsin history.

This bill was so fucking ridiculous that the protestors in Madison received international aid from over 15 different countries, and all 49 other states in the form of pizza. Really good pizza? Yes. International Solidarity? Yes!

Walker doesn't care though. He doesn't care about Wisconsin, he doesn't care about it's people, and he's in an extremely powerful position. International and bi-partisan opposition to the bill? FUCK IT, DO IT ANYWAY, EVEN THOUGH ITS ILLEGAL.

So that's what they did. They found a loophole in Wisconsins' legislature and passed the collective bargaining sections of the bill without the democrats even being there.

No worries though, that's illegal, isn't it? Yes, it is, or at least multiple Wisconsin judges and lawyers came forward publicly to say so.

But according to Walker, the biggest priority in fixing the budget is making sure public employees have no say in the workplace. What's important is getting Wisconsin's budget fixed.
"Public sector, shh!"

News flash, Wiconsin's budget and unemployment are in better shape than most of the country. Why is he stirring a panic? Maybe so republicans have another "make the hard choices" nipple to suck on. More bullshit? You got it.

Here's where it gets tricky.
First, you have the initial restraining order to halt the collective bargaining bill. Then, you have WI. Sen. Fitzgerald saying Do it anyway!
After that, you have Judge Sumi saying "Hey Idiot, you can't do that, i'm a judge" And then, Walker's administration is like, WOAH. Judges lolwhat? SUCK IT SUMI MUAHAHA

Ignoring all his corrupt campaign funding. Ignoring his serious lack of policy success. Ignoring his illegal attempts at a Wisconsin monarchy, all of that ignored. I just don't know what's gonna happen next.

This isn't a fucking soap opera. This is hundreds of thousands of Wisconsin people being victimized by a tyrannic leader. The difference between democracy and a monarchy is that in a democracy, we can cut the kings balls off. Fuck you Scott Walker. We want to wait and recall you but you're not giving us very many options here. You're lucky we follow the law, but keep pushing our buttons and see what happens, I double dare you mother fucker.